Running late => take car rather than bike
Take car => find parking spot on campus
Find parking spot on campus => why not attempt to park in visitors parking?
Maybe they'll miraculously wave me by like last time. (Yes, that day was a good one.)
Or maybe he'll stop me, ask if I'm a student, (I'm going on a mission...so that means no, right?) ask if I'm taking classes in the fall (no, siree) and then ask me for identification because, after all, I am pretty shady looking.
And into his little walkie talkie: "Can I have a BYU Affiliation check? Yes, that's N as in ninja...Jo is the middle name"...and so on.
I'm thinking: "Oh, great."
A pause. Then the walkie talkie gives me the best news I've heard all school year: "She's just graduated."
And then he gives me best news of the day: "Go ahead."
Unexpectedly being graduated is fun. Go Cougarzzz.
